My Bio:
Born in the backwoods with a slight disability mental problem (mostly the neurons not connecting close enough at the synaptic regions (hence the name Nero Synapse)), Nero was a happy go sort of lucky guy. His favorite hobbies was throwing anything he could at barrels and buckets and had continued that skill until his adventures into space where he came upon a rogue barrel (a storage Cylinder) and shot at it with his new guns from his new ship... which was promptly vaporized by Concord officials as the said barrel in question was one of theirs. So limping back a lesson was learned... some (note...just some) barrels are not to be trifled with!! After word got home about the barrel incident, his little sister Sophie was sent out to “keep an eye on him”. That lasted a while until she met a nice fellow called Triple Deke and got engaged. But when he skipped out on her, she left the corp to go chase him down. So brother Snap Synapse has now come over to corp to help with the mining and to “learn the ropes” (i.e...how to drink like a pig like Nero). While Sophie was gone, there were beer taps installed just about any place one would sit to make life more comfortable (in front of the vid-tube, the bathroom, the bedroom) However the corp is starting to look a bit shabby after Sophie's absence... thank goodness she came back from husband hunting. She kinda keeps us straight over here.
His latest mistake (or discovery) was finding a way to make a portal to the WOW universe. While making some homebrew, instead of throwing some coal in the nuclear pot to get some heat for his brew, he threw on a piece of Chondrite (the beginning ore of EVE). That and some special ingredients that he puts in the fire for his "smoky brew" opened a doorway to an alternate universe. He stepped in and almost got stuck there. (see his adventures here) But now he's introduced it to all of his family members and they are popping in and out of existence.. keeps the place jumping for sure!
So as Nero wanders around this big ol' backyard called space, he picks up a skill here or there and one day will figure what to do with is life... right now... it's sit back... sip a brew (XXX) and enjoy the stars spinning (errr...that's probably too much XXX there if the stars are spinning!)
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