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| There comes a time when one has to look at their life... do I want to be a hidous (but cool) troll the rest of my time here? | My existance is to find the snake man and get snakes to resale them to Grandpa and Slim for sale in the Pet House Auctions | So when the opportunity came about, I jumped at a new me... a goblin! |
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| And what a great choice...I'm popular, powerful, rich, and high class! | They even hold giant parties in my honor! Her I am in my new garb! Fancey eh? | Hobnobbing with the rich and famous! I was made for this! |
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| That was until the da-gom volcano that we lived on blew up... life is always changing isn't it!!! | We were shipwrecked on a beautiful island full of bad stuff...here plants that would eat you! | But in my utility belt I just happened to have a giant weed wacker which took care of such bothersome plants. |
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| Then I got to ride a great warcheif's beast... better than my hot rod!!! | But that was just the start of riding wild rides!! | This one was scarey on re-entry!!! |
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| I had to parachute out...then got stuck in the trees!!! | We were invaded by the local natives.. so I doned a disquise and infiltrated the camp to take care of the problem. | Danged if we weren't on another volcano island!! I got rescued by another fellow goblin but got stuck on the ladder before I could climb in! |
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| My hair got singed, my pants scorched, not to mention the heat on my makeup!!! | So the second time this week an island that I thought would be mine starts to explode | But I got back with Thrall and we went to find a ship off this rock! |
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| Not fun playing dodgeball with flying lava!! | I was having issues with the guy that calls himself Prince... I took care of his oil platform... don't let me get even with you! You'll pay!! | Then off to his forest... to shread it away!! |
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| But I never lose my roots...miner to the core...just like the rest of the Synapse Clan! | All of the people that helped me on the island... I took them all with me to the land of the orcs where we were going to team up. | Got to ride the big cat again...Whoo Wee!! |
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| It's Christmas 2010! Merry Christmas!! I'm in my new home! | I get to take care of ballisks that turn miners into stone....I'm bringing a stoned miner back with me...makes a good statue for the front yard! | All kinds of ways to get about...rocket ramps, flying things, birds, beasts... I like transport any day over walking!! |
